I think the drinking game speaks for itself. Do not attempt to watch this movie sober. Happy Belated Valentine's Day!
Drink Every Time...
Anastasia bites her lips.
Someone says “Laters, baby.”
Christian says, “That’s not what I do” or “I don’t make love” or “I don’t do romance” or any variation thereof
Christian is wearing tight jeans without a shirt, while Anastasia is fully naked
Anastasia’s eyes are covered by a hand, mask or improvised blindfold
Cunnilingus is implied but not explicitly performed
Female orgasm is implied but not explicitly denoted
You find yourself depressingly unaroused during an S&M sex scene.
A spank is administered
There's a weird closeup of hands
Christian appears out of thin air
Christian could be confused for a serial killer
Christian says a line that’s meant to be serious or sexy but actually just makes you burst out laughing
You see pubic hair
Ana and Christian refer to each other “Mr. Grey” and “Ms. Steele”
Christian tells her to eat, etc.
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Ana speaks above a whisper
It reminds you of Twilight
For every movie...
An obvious cliché/overdone trope/lazy storytelling
(ie. She trips to show she's a mess, emotional moment in the rain)
You can predict what they're about to say
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